A Reporter Wants To Talk To You
Attention, attention! A newspaper reporter want to talk to you and she wants to talk to you now. Okay, she actually only wants to talk to a handful of …
July 5, 2013
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July 5, 2013
Thievery and Assholes on a Wednesday Night
When we drag ourselves into work, we are sometimes lulled into complacency since we often spend just as much time at the restaurant as we do at our home. It’s easy …
July 1, 2013
Customer Expects Waitress to Clean Up Puke
Thank you to my friend Fran for sending me this ridiculous screenshot of a Facebook status that some entitled parent named Curt wrote. I guess the parent took their kid …
June 24, 2013
I Told the Bartender Everything-and Then Threw Up
Hey, remember when I worked for The Restaurant That Shall Not Be Named? Those were good times I had working with Holly Hobbie, Linda Evans, Porcelain Doll and Lispy Gay. …
June 20, 2013
Cosmos and Huffington Post Live
Huffington Post Live lowered their standards this week and asked me to be a guest on one of their live web-cam shows. The topic was about tipping and how it …
June 12, 2013
Restaurant in New York City Bans Tipping
After something shows up in my inbox a few times, I figure it’s time to check it out. Okay, that line sounded like something a two-dollar hooker would say as …
June 11, 2013
Good Date or Bad Date? You Decide
It is clear that the couple at Table 5 is on a first date, maybe a second one. They have come in for drinks which is a good indicator of …
June 10, 2013
Man Bites Off Waiter’s Finger
I am sure there is a list out there that details the world’s most dangerous jobs. Surely at the top of that list are jobs like firefighter, oil rig worker, …
June 6, 2013
Diary of a Drunk 7-Year Old
Dear Diary, Today was the bestest day ever! Mommy and Daddy took me and my sisters to a restaurant called Bazil. They said we were going to have something called …
June 5, 2013