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Thievery and Assholes on a Wednesday Night

When we drag ourselves into work, we are sometimes lulled into complacency since we often spend just as much time at the restaurant as we do at our home. It’s easy …

The Bitchy Waiter July 1, 2013

Customer Expects Waitress to Clean Up Puke

Thank you to my friend Fran for sending me this ridiculous screenshot of a Facebook status that some entitled parent named Curt wrote. I guess the parent took their kid …

The Bitchy Waiter June 24, 2013

I Told the Bartender Everything-and Then Threw Up

Hey, remember when I worked for The Restaurant That Shall Not Be Named? Those were good times I had working with Holly Hobbie, Linda Evans, Porcelain Doll and Lispy Gay. …

The Bitchy Waiter June 20, 2013

Cosmos and Huffington Post Live

Huffington Post Live lowered their standards this week and asked me to be a guest on one of their live web-cam shows. The topic was about tipping and how it …

The Bitchy Waiter June 12, 2013

Restaurant in New York City Bans Tipping

After something shows up in my inbox a few times, I figure it’s time to check it out. Okay, that line sounded like something a two-dollar hooker would say as …

The Bitchy Waiter June 11, 2013

Good Date or Bad Date? You Decide

It is clear that the couple at Table 5 is on a first date, maybe a second one. They have come in for drinks which is a good indicator of …

The Bitchy Waiter June 10, 2013

Man Bites Off Waiter’s Finger

I am sure there is a list out there that details the world’s most dangerous jobs. Surely at the top of that list are jobs like firefighter, oil rig worker, …

The Bitchy Waiter June 6, 2013

Diary of a Drunk 7-Year Old

Dear Diary, Today was the bestest day ever! Mommy and Daddy took me and my sisters to a restaurant called Bazil. They said we were going to have something called …

The Bitchy Waiter June 5, 2013

10 Rules for Dining on the Patio

The first day of spring was a few weeks ago which means one thing for restaurant workers: it’s patio season! It’s that time of year when dining al fresco is …

The Bitchy Waiter June 4, 2013

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