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About Darron Cardosa

Darron Cardosa is The Bitchy Waiter.

In 2008, he started a blog as a way to release the frustrations that come with being in the world of food service. Writing stories on the Internet about annoying customers was better than poking the annoying customers in their eyes with forks.

Today, he is the voice for restaurant workers around the world, saying out loud what most people in the restaurant industry are only allowed to think.

He lives and works in New York City and enjoys The Brady BunchThe Facts of Life and cocktails almost as much as he hates your baby.

From the Blog

We’re So Dead Movie UPDATE!

It’s been a hot minute since I have plopped my ass into the chair to write a blog post, but here we are. When I started this blog back in …