Sorry, Kevin. I Can’t Work For You.
We in the world of restaurants are used to working varied schedules each week. For many of us, our days off are different each time the schedule is posted and …
September 19, 2013
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September 19, 2013
Bitchy Waiter Confessional
I have a confession to make. I am not proud of it, but it happened. Since I am about 50% sure that my boss does not read this blog, I …
September 17, 2013
Men Don’t Make Passes at Men Who Wear Glasses
Oh, there was a time when my eyes didn’t fail me. There was a time when I had 20/20 vision and it was as clear as Barbara Walters and Hugh …
September 14, 2013
Entitled Parent Story #246 or Attack of the Stroller People
Something went down in San Francisco. It involved a restaurant, a stroller and a some parents who wrote the word “entitled” on a piece of paper and then rolled it …
September 12, 2013
Waiter Fired for a Walk-Out. Or Was He?
Thank you to everyone who alerted me to a story that is going down in Myrtle Beach. According to a most excellent website called If You Can’t Afford to Tip, …
September 11, 2013
The Lamb, The Bitch and the Chambord
The scheduling Gods smiled down on me last week and granted me a Saturday off. When the schedule first appeared, I gave it a cursory glance expecting to see my …
September 9, 2013
Do Not Ask Your Server This Question
The number one most hated question I ever have to try to find an answer to was asked not once, but twice last night. When I approach a table and …
September 6, 2013
Three Kids, One Side
Before I write this post I must thank two beings. The first is Emily who alerted me to the most annoying woman in the world and the second is God …
September 5, 2013
Smoking or Non? But It Doesn’t Really Matter.
I get it, Guy at Table 5. You don’t like cigarette smoke, but chill the fuck out. Look, it’s a really nice night outside and seeing that we only have …
August 28, 2013