Bitchy Waiter Confessional
I have a confession to make. I am not proud of it, but it happened. Since I am about 50% sure that my boss does not read this blog, I …
September 17, 2013
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September 17, 2013
Men Don’t Make Passes at Men Who Wear Glasses
Oh, there was a time when my eyes didn’t fail me. There was a time when I had 20/20 vision and it was as clear as Barbara Walters and Hugh …
September 14, 2013
Entitled Parent Story #246 or Attack of the Stroller People
Something went down in San Francisco. It involved a restaurant, a stroller and a some parents who wrote the word “entitled” on a piece of paper and then rolled it …
September 12, 2013
Waiter Fired for a Walk-Out. Or Was He?
Thank you to everyone who alerted me to a story that is going down in Myrtle Beach. According to a most excellent website called If You Can’t Afford to Tip, …
September 11, 2013
The Lamb, The Bitch and the Chambord
The scheduling Gods smiled down on me last week and granted me a Saturday off. When the schedule first appeared, I gave it a cursory glance expecting to see my …
September 9, 2013
Do Not Ask Your Server This Question
The number one most hated question I ever have to try to find an answer to was asked not once, but twice last night. When I approach a table and …
September 6, 2013
Three Kids, One Side
Before I write this post I must thank two beings. The first is Emily who alerted me to the most annoying woman in the world and the second is God …
September 5, 2013
Smoking or Non? But It Doesn’t Really Matter.
I get it, Guy at Table 5. You don’t like cigarette smoke, but chill the fuck out. Look, it’s a really nice night outside and seeing that we only have …
August 28, 2013
ATTN: Dallas/Ft. Worth/North Texas servers
A business news reporter with the Dallas Morning News lis ooking to connect with waiters and servers in the Dallas Fort Worth/North Texas area. Her name is Karen Robinson-Jacobs. If …
August 23, 2013