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“A Server Is Just a Monkey That Brings Food From the Kitchen to My Table”

Five long years ago, I wrote a blog post about someone named Lance who had some strong opinions about tipping. Namely, he didn’t think servers deserved to be tipped. Of …
The Bitchy Waiter December 18, 2021
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Woman Arrested For Throwing Soup in Cashier’s Face

Remember a couple of weeks ago when I shared this video of a customer who threw soup into the face of a cashier? The customer was upset that her soup …
The Bitchy Waiter November 17, 2021
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There’s a Killer Karen On the Loose

  I have a question for you: can we fund a movie off of tips? I think we can do it, but more on that later.  Some of you know …
The Bitchy Waiter November 13, 2021
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This is Why I Was Blocked on Facebook

Hello, is this thing on? It’s been ages and ages since I’ve written a blog post, but here I go. Last week I was blocked on Facebook for seven days. …
The Bitchy Waiter November 9, 2021
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NYC Will Require Vaccination To Eat or Work in a Restaurant

Bridges around the country are about to be without their trolls because all the trolls will soon be commenting on this blog post. New York City has just announced that …
The Bitchy Waiter August 3, 2021
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