Don’t Mess With the Texan
One of our regulars came into the restaurant last week and plopped her scrubs-wearing ass down at the bar and settled in for her night. She likes to to talk …
October 23, 2013
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October 23, 2013
Bitchy Waiter Contest. With Prizes.
It’s been far too long since I have put together any kind of contest for all the Bitchy Waiters out there, but the time has come. The good folks at …
October 22, 2013
Dessert Connoisseur or Hungry?
I have two serving jobs. One is in a restaurant and the other is in a music venue where I mostly serve cocktails. At the club, we do have a …
October 21, 2013
Servers Don’t Need Resumes, So Says One Clueless Individual
I am a server. I have a resume. It seems impossible that anyone who wants to try to get any kind of a job, even a serving job, would not …
October 15, 2013
Pregnant and Drinking. Server’s Responsiblity or the Mom’s?
Recently, a reader by the name of Shelli sent me the link to a website called Baby Center because someone had posted a comment that she felt I could appreciate …
October 8, 2013
My Liver Over Miami
Oh, good lord, I am back from vacation and my liver is none too pleased with how I treated it. This vacation to South Beach, Miami had one purpose and …
October 4, 2013
Today is National Food Service Employees Day
Light the candles! Get the ice out! Roll the rug up. It’s today! Though it may not be anyone’s birthday, and though it’s far from the first of the year, …
September 25, 2013
iPhones Are Not Toys
“Hello,” said the lady as she pushed her stroller back into the restaurant about ten minutes after leaving it. “We lost our iPhone, did anyone turn it in?” Her husband …
September 23, 2013
Sorry, Kevin. I Can’t Work For You.
We in the world of restaurants are used to working varied schedules each week. For many of us, our days off are different each time the schedule is posted and …
September 19, 2013