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Gay Waiter Stiffed by Christians

Thank you to everyone who sent me the story about the waiter at Carrabba’s in Overland Park, Kansas who was stiffed by the “Christian” couple because they thought his homosexual …

Don’t Mess With the Texan

One of our regulars came into the restaurant last week and plopped her scrubs-wearing ass down at the bar and settled in for her night. She likes to to talk …

Bitchy Waiter Contest. With Prizes.

It’s been far too long since I have put together any kind of contest for all the Bitchy Waiters out there, but the time has come. The good folks at …

Dessert Connoisseur or Hungry?

I have two serving jobs. One is in a restaurant and the other is in a music venue where I mostly serve cocktails. At the club, we do have a …

My Liver Over Miami

Oh, good lord, I am back from vacation and my liver is none too pleased with how I treated it. This vacation to South Beach, Miami had one purpose and …

iPhones Are Not Toys

“Hello,” said the lady as she pushed her stroller back into the restaurant about ten minutes after leaving it. “We lost our iPhone, did anyone turn it in?” Her husband …