Does Anyone Still Wear a Hat?
“Excuse me, young man,” asks an elderly gentleman. “But do you have a hat check?” “I’m sorry, what?” I say. “A hat check. Is there a girl I can leave …
May 30, 2013
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May 30, 2013
Happy Bitchday
On this day many decades ago, a very pregnant woman went into a restaurant. Although her delivery date was only days away, the the temptation for one last meal out …
May 29, 2013
Is Good Head
I always arrive to work knowing there is a shift meal waiting for me. Most of the time, I eat before I get there in case the meal is something …
May 28, 2013
When Co-Workers Quit, Are They Still Your Friends?
Thursdays were always a good day for me at the restaurant because of who I worked with on that shift. Brendan and I had been shift partners for over a …
May 20, 2013
Another Article About Servers Written by Someone Who Has No Clue
So many people out there in the world of the Interwebs keep writing articles about servers when it is blatantly obvious that the writers have never worked in a restaurant. …
May 15, 2013
The Danger of Too Many Pickles
We servers have a dangerous job. Yes, firefighters and police officers have their fleeting moments of danger and I’m sure that being a coal miner is not the easiest, safest …
May 14, 2013
Please Don’t Be a Sneaky Waiter
This is the story of a sneaky waiter who used dishonest tactics to increase his check average. Please do not do what this waiter did. Helmut and Inga were about …
May 6, 2013
Servers Can Do More Than Complain- We Can Save Lives
Allow me please to step off the Bitch Box and show a softer side for a brief moment. Back in February, I wrote a story about a fellow server named …
May 1, 2013
Dear Bitchy Waiter
Time for another installment of Dear Bitchy. I dug into the mailbag and found this question that perhaps I can shed some light on. You can email me here if …
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