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Rest in Peace, Jean Stapleton

We lost a cultural icon this weekend when Jean Stapleton died in her New York City home at the age of 90. How does this have anything to do with …
The Bitchy Waiter June 3, 2013
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Does Anyone Still Wear a Hat?

“Excuse me, young man,” asks an elderly gentleman. “But do you have a hat check?” “I’m sorry, what?” I say. “A hat check. Is there a girl I can leave …
The Bitchy Waiter May 30, 2013
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Happy Bitchday

On this day many decades ago, a very pregnant woman went into a restaurant. Although her delivery date was only days away, the the temptation for one last meal out …
The Bitchy Waiter May 29, 2013
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Is Good Head

I always arrive to work knowing there is a shift meal waiting for me. Most of the time, I eat before I get there in case the meal is something …
The Bitchy Waiter May 28, 2013
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The Danger of Too Many Pickles

We servers have a dangerous job. Yes, firefighters and police officers have their fleeting moments of danger and I’m sure that being a coal miner is not the easiest, safest …
The Bitchy Waiter May 14, 2013
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Please Don’t Be a Sneaky Waiter

This is the story of a sneaky waiter who used dishonest tactics to increase his check average. Please do not do what this waiter did. Helmut and Inga were about …
The Bitchy Waiter May 6, 2013
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