Sexy Cougar Lady
We all know what a “cougar” is. The sexy older women who chases after the younger stud man and calls him her “cub”. I don’t get it, but whatever. This …
April 16, 2009
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April 16, 2009
Happy Birthday, Losers
We don’t care that it is your birthday. Why would a waiter give a cheeseburger’s ass crack that it’s your birthday? But everyday someone comes in with a big shit-eating …
April 15, 2009
LOST: teeth
Brunch was busy and full of the usual suspects of women and men who had way too many children. Just way too many. I seriously want to chip in and …
April 14, 2009
Things to NOT leave at your table
I am moved to write because today some lady threw her baby into a mega-stroller and rolled it into my station. The baby looked like it was a few weeks …
February 12, 2009
Ancient Chinese Secret
When you wait tables you have to get used to dealing with annoying, idiotic stupid-ass bitches and douche bags because you are surrounded by these people constantly. Maybe it’s not …
January 14, 2009
Everyone is poor
I am so fucking sick of hearing that phrase preface almost every single thing that anyone talks about. “Because of the current economic situation, we will be eliminating the W …
January 7, 2009
FOUND: more bitchy waiters!
So while doing a little surfing on the world wide internets, I came across this website that is Queen Bitchy of the Bitchy Ass Websites. It is this site where …
December 31, 2008
Allergic to “everything”
Table 201 is the winner for most annoying table of the day even though they were only there for about ten minutes. A mother and daughter, neither very attractive. That’s …
December 28, 2008
Bloody burger
So you know I hate serving kids, right? And mothers too? I really do, because they think that their kids are the only ones that matter in the whole entire …
December 20, 2008