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First Days Are Hard

I am up to my eyeballs in training shifts for my new job, so I decided to re-post about the first day at my last new job. And no, I …
The Bitchy Waiter November 5, 2010
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Dear Lady at Table 32, I’m Sick

Okay, so I am sick. Sick with sore throat and fever and all that shit. I also have company spending the night with me. And I have to drag my …
The Bitchy Waiter October 17, 2010
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The Truth About Fajitas

There is a dirty secret about Mexican food in the restaurant industry and I want to share it with you right now. It isn’t that the guacamole is very often …
The Bitchy Waiter September 25, 2010
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New News in the Old Court

In an effort to make this blog more than just me bitching and bitching about the bitches and the bitchy ass things they do, I thought I would scour the …
The Bitchy Waiter August 28, 2010
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Frazzled But Happy Stay at Home Mom

Oh dear readers, maybe you read my last posts here or here, but I have just been so busy lately that there simply has not been time to write again. …
The Bitchy Waiter August 18, 2010
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A Response to “Foreigners Don’t Tip”

When I wrote about how many times foreigners don’t tip, I expected plenty of response from other waiters who were like, “no shit, Sherlock.” Sorry, foreigners, it’s true. A few …
The Bitchy Waiter August 17, 2010
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…and I Will Be Your Server Today

Sometime during the late 80’s it became the fashion for servers to come up to a table and introduce themselves. I blame it on the explosion of chains like Bennigan’s …
The Bitchy Waiter August 1, 2010
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You Wanna Piece of Me?

As I have previously noted, I am not only a bitchy waiter, I am also a shameless publicity seeking whore. Which is why you can go here to get a …
The Bitchy Waiter June 3, 2010
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