Not Your Turn, Lady
We had a really busy night the other night. I think we had about eighty-something people there and only two of us serving. The difference with this place as opposed …
October 14, 2009
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October 14, 2009
Here’s the Story of a Lovely Lady
My life missed being perfect and whole by a mere twenty-four hours. I worked on October 11th, but if I would have worked on October 10th instead, my life could …
October 12, 2009
Thou Shalt Not Tweet at Work
Everyone is jib-jabbering about the California waiter who Tweeted about getting stiffed by the actress Jane Adams. If you have been living under a fucking rock, here is the link …
October 10, 2009
No Cell Phones, Please
Being in a new serving environment has opened up a whole new can of worms regarding annoyances. At the last job, it was like a can of Upper East Side …
October 10, 2009
Neat vs. Straight Up
As a cocktail server, I am coming across many terms that I have never encountered before. Despite my eleventy-billion years of slinging food, some words have not made it into …
October 7, 2009
You Order Eggroll?
Occasionally, The Bitchy Waiter gets to go to a restaurant and have someone fuck up his order for a change. After nearly a score of waiting tables, (as in four …
October 4, 2009
Bitch at Table 19
It is hard to find things to bitch about being a waiter when one’s waiting job is actually tolerable. That’s right, The Bitchy Waiter has little to complain about. The …
October 2, 2009
Say Cheese, Asshole
My first day at my new job went off without a hitch with the exception of one huge asshole who sat at table 24. Do they follow me? Am I …
September 28, 2009
On Your Mark. Get set. Go.
Today is the big day. My new career as a cocktail server begins. After hours upon hours of highly intensive training with skilled professionals who know the ins and outs …
September 27, 2009