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The End

As I sit here at my computer, I feel overcome with sadness and melancholy because after 173 posts and close to fifty bejillion hits over the last year and a …
The Bitchy Waiter April 1, 2010
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Must. Eat. Pie.

Does anyone else have their foot in their mouth so often that you have grown accustomed to the taste? Do you look at your toes as appetizers and your feet …
The Bitchy Waiter March 28, 2010
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Leaving on a Jet Plane

Seeing that I am taking a vacation for a eleven days and may or may not have time to write, I have decided to post some of my favorite postings …
The Bitchy Waiter January 8, 2010
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Paging Dr. Waiter, Come Right Away

Does anyone have to deal with “on-call shifts” at their job? If you are a nurse working the ER or a doctor, sure. Then it’s important to have that on-call …
The Bitchy Waiter December 1, 2009
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You Can Call Me Alice

Hopefully everyone is recovering from their Thanksgiving Day festivities of gorging themselves with food and the undeniable effect of tryptophan. I celebrated the holiday by donning my apron and serving …
The Bitchy Waiter November 30, 2009
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Happy Turkey Day, Mo Fo’s

Today is the day. The day that we gather around the table with friends and family to express our thankfulness for all the blessings that have been bestowed upon us. …
The Bitchy Waiter November 26, 2009
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Meeting- Attendance Required

I went to a mandatory meeting at my job last week. It was the first meeting that I have had to go to since starting at this job and I …
The Bitchy Waiter November 25, 2009
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Getting Well Soon

So you may have noticed that I have not written for a while. Maybe you didn’t notice and that’s okay too. Contrary to popular belief, it is not because I …
The Bitchy Waiter November 18, 2009
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