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Waiting Tables Summed Up in 4 Minutes, 18 Seconds

Thank you, thank you, thank you to Thadra Sheridan who wrote and performed the best fucking video about waiting tables ever. I bow down to her very existence because everything …

The Bitchy Waiter June 14, 2014

Waffle House Waitress Gets $1000 Tip. Still Has to Work at Waffle House.

In today’s “Lets Screw With A Waitress” news, we have Shaina Brown who works at a Waffle House in North Carolina who was left a $1000 tip by a good …

The Bitchy Waiter June 10, 2014

Texas Restaurant Serves Up a Side of Homophobia

Oh, boy, look what I found: hatred against gay people in a restaurant. A restaurant/live bait shop called Big Earl’s (Of course it’s called Big Earl’s…) in a sad little …

The Bitchy Waiter June 3, 2014

Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore. RIP, Ann B. Davis

So this Sunday was just an ordinary Sunday of ham and cheese omelets, customers Instagramming their food and me serving coffee that wasn’t hot enough. It all seemed normal enough …

The Bitchy Waiter June 2, 2014

9/11 Cafe Might Be the Worst Restaurant Ever

The big talk in the New York newspapers over the last couple of days has been the opening of the 9/11 Memorial Museum. Ever since that horrible Tuesday so many …

The Bitchy Waiter May 27, 2014

The Baby at Table 21 is Sick and Disgusting

The thing with babies is that you can’t ever leave them alone, even when you want to. Again, I don’t have kids, but that’s what I’ve heard. Surely there are …

The Bitchy Waiter May 22, 2014

Another Server Fired Thanks to Social Media

You know I loves me some social media. My world revolves around it. My sun is Facebook, my moon is Twitter, the stars are Instagram and Uranus is my ass. …

The Bitchy Waiter May 21, 2014

A Comment on Comments, the Troll Edition

First off, let me apologize for the lack of new blog posts lately. Life is a little crazy right now because my bathroom is being renovated and I have not …

The Bitchy Waiter May 20, 2014

Cucumber is the New Lemon

Forgive the inactivity on this blog of late, but I am living through a bathroom renovation and it is making me want to stab my own eyes out. Every day, …

The Bitchy Waiter May 16, 2014

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