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This Might Be the Coolest Restaurant App Ever

I know someone who knows someone who may have created the coolest restaurant app ever and since I try to get my nosy ass all up into everything restaurant related, …

The Bitchy Waiter March 7, 2014

A Comment on Comments, the Veruca Salt Edition

This blog and its Facebook page gets literally dozens of comments on it each day. I try to read as many as possible but quite honestly it can get overwhelming. …

The Bitchy Waiter March 4, 2014

Just Stop Sitting at the Dirty Table

Can we talk about customers and their insane need to sit at the one dirty table in the whole fucking restaurant? It happened a few days ago to me and …

The Bitchy Waiter March 3, 2014

The Happiest Waiter in the World

I seem to have gotten a lot of emails and comments of late that all have the same tone: “if all you do is bitch about your job, why don’t …

The Bitchy Waiter February 27, 2014

Why Waiters Say and Do What They Say and Do

Every server has his or her “go-to” book of phrases and actions for every diner. Some customers might not understand why we are asking certain questions or saying and doing …

The Bitchy Waiter February 26, 2014

Who the Hell Steals Tip Jars? This Lady, That’s Who.

As if living on tips isn’t hard enough, now we have to look out for women who are stealing tip jars from restaurants. In Westport, Connecticut, police arrested 44 year-old …

The Bitchy Waiter February 25, 2014

An Open Letter to the Lady Who Stole All Our Tea

Dear Lady at Table 18, Where did all the tea go? You asked for hot tea and so I brought out the little caddy that has all the different tea …

The Bitchy Waiter February 24, 2014

Putting the Pee in Pizza Hut

Have you ever worked with a manager who you thought was lazy? Could he have possibly been as bad as the unnamed manager of a Pizza Hut who was too …

The Bitchy Waiter February 20, 2014

Restaurant Owner Turns Away Kids, Becomes My Hero

Calling all entitled parents who believe their children should be allowed to do anything and everything their little hearts desire: a restaurant in Harlem might not want your little snot-nosed …

The Bitchy Waiter February 19, 2014

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