Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Pretty Sure I Served a Cannibal

I’ve never served a serial killer before, or at least not that I know of. I suppose it is possible that somewhere in my 40+ year career of slinging food, …
The Bitchy Waiter March 10, 2014
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Just Stop Sitting at the Dirty Table

Can we talk about customers and their insane need to sit at the one dirty table in the whole fucking restaurant? It happened a few days ago to me and …
The Bitchy Waiter March 3, 2014
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The Happiest Waiter in the World

I seem to have gotten a lot of emails and comments of late that all have the same tone: “if all you do is bitch about your job, why don’t …
The Bitchy Waiter February 27, 2014
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Why Waiters Say and Do What They Say and Do

Every server has his or her “go-to” book of phrases and actions for every diner. Some customers might not understand why we are asking certain questions or saying and doing …
The Bitchy Waiter February 26, 2014
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Putting the Pee in Pizza Hut

Have you ever worked with a manager who you thought was lazy? Could he have possibly been as bad as the unnamed manager of a Pizza Hut  who was too …
The Bitchy Waiter February 20, 2014
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