An Open Letter to the Kid On a Scooter
Dear Kid on the Scooter, What the hell is your problem? I saw you come into the restaurant with your mom, grandma and sister and you were riding a fucking …
August 27, 2014
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
August 27, 2014
“Gimme That Grape, ” said Connie Chung
In honor of Connie Chung’s 68th birthday, I would like to repost this article I wrote way back when this blog was just a baby. It happened in May of …
August 20, 2014
A Comment on Comments, the Sick Days Edition
A couple of weeks ago, I posted a photo on the Bitchy Waiter Facebook page about how many servers do not get sick days at their job. The photo said, …
August 14, 2014
Mom Kicked Out of Restaurant for Changing Diaper
Oh boy, look what’s making the rounds of the social media blogosphere: another mother changed a poopy diaper in the middle of a restaurant. KHOU TV and ace reporter Tiffany …
August 11, 2014
Call Out that Tweet
In this new and exciting blog post, I call out Twitter user Nicole for telling the waiter to suck her ass. In exactly five words, please leave a comment as …
August 10, 2014
An Open Letter to the Barefoot Kid at Table 15
Dear Little Boy Who is Running Around the Restaurant in Bare Feet, Your mom is an idiot. If she even knows who your dad is, he is probably an idiot …
August 8, 2014
Found: the Worst Man in America
This video has been floating around for a day or two now and I was hesitant to post it because I knew it would stir up some controversy. Yes, normally, …
August 6, 2014
Facebook is the New Complaint Box For Restaurants
I fell into a deep dark hole last night that I had a very difficult time pulling myself out of. I’m not talking about the camel toe that was happening …
August 6, 2014
I Think I Caught Ebola From Table 16
I don’t want to freak anybody out, but I think I might have Ebola. No, I haven’t been to any West African countries in the last 10 days, but a …
August 5, 2014