Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

My Brush With Mariah Carey

If you follow my Facebook page (and why the hell wouldn’t you?), you may have seen my status update that said Mariah Carey was in my restaurant and that she …

Here Is How You Don’t Get a Job

It isn’t easy breaking into the exciting world of food service; every restaurant wants you to have experience, but no one is willing to give it to you. It’s a …

Green Beer and Patty Melts For Everyone!

I hope you started your day with some pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars and green clovers because today is St. Patrick’s Day. Yes, I am talking about Lucky Charms, …

Pretty Sure I Served a Cannibal

I’ve never served a serial killer before, or at least not that I know of. I suppose it is possible that somewhere in my 40+ year career of slinging food, …