Author: The Bitchy Waiter

2016 continues to be the year that restaurant owners are making Yelp their bitch. It’s almost like owners across the country have collectively agreed to stand up to the Yelpers …

  You crouch down beside the table when you take the order. When someone has cleaned their plate you say something goofy like, “Gosh, we won’t even have to send …

Dear Customer, I don’t care about your technology issues. They do not affect me. Please do not ask me if we have an electrical outlet somewhere that you can charge …

When can we officially call something a trend? When it keeps happening over and over again and people are still enjoying it? I suppose so and that seems to be …

In an effort to stay the klassiest restaurant in all the land, Waffle House has stepped up its game this year. A woman in Kennesaw, Georgia was recently arrested after …

If 2016 is the year that restaurants are going to epically reply to the online reviews of their customers, I give a warm welcome to this fine, fine year. Once …