Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

The Boy Under the Table

My book comes out in a few months and the anticipation is real. (You can click here to preorder it. Seriously, it only costs about ten bucks. You can do …

The Correct Way to Open Champagne

I hope you have your champagne chilling because in just a few hours it will be time to obligatorily take a sip of it and then kiss who ever you …