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This Elf on the Shelf Knows What You Are Doing at Work

Hey, everybody. My name is Spunk and I’m am Elf on the Shelf. You’re probably thinking that Spunk is short for Spunky since I’m so full of energy and such …

The Bitchy Waiter December 21, 2015

This Customer Does Not Know How Restaurants Work

Ahh, Facebook. It’s that wonderful place where people spout out their opinions without a care or concern as to whether it makes any sense or not. A woman named Colleen …

The Bitchy Waiter December 19, 2015

This Might Be The Most Clueless Customer Ever to Eat At Olive Garden

Eating out is hard, y’all. There are so many questions and rules to remember when you dine in a restaurant and no place is more confusing than eating at Olive …

The Bitchy Waiter December 17, 2015

“Waitresses Are Too Stupid To Work a Cash Register”

Very often, people ask me why I choose to wait tables when there are so many other options out in the world. I figure since Broadway star hasn’t happened for …

The Bitchy Waiter December 11, 2015

Miracles Happen and One Happened in my Restaurant

‘Tis the season for miracles. In this day and age, it may be hard to believe in them, but we have to open our hearts in order to see the …

The Bitchy Waiter December 10, 2015

Only Cowards Leave a Card Like This for Their Server

As the national debate about eliminating tipping in restaurants reaches a fevered pitch, there are some people who feel the need to stiff their servers in order to prove a …

The Bitchy Waiter December 7, 2015

FOUND: Worst McDonald’s Customer in the World

I have never worked at McDonald’s but I can imagine being employed there is more difficult than dealing with a 17-top of Red Hat Ladies during the Early Bird Special …

The Bitchy Waiter December 5, 2015

This Is the Holiday Song You Want to Hear

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, y’all. It’s the holiday season where the commercialism of the holidays overtakes us and we are all under pressure to either buy …

The Bitchy Waiter December 4, 2015

Want Extra Booze? Pay For It!

When a customer orders a cocktail and says something like “can you put less ice in my drink?” they think that is code for “can you put more liquor in …

The Bitchy Waiter December 3, 2015

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