Author: The Bitchy Waiter

When you are enjoying your day off from work by sucking back vodka martinis and binge watching Fuller House, the furthest thing from your mind is whatever the fuck is …

Ladies and gentleman, please allow me to introduce to you Paul C. who likes to go to Yelp and insult food service workers. On his most recent visit to a …

Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a “Girls Night Out.” Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and that sequins class things up, …

These days, if you’re going to post a bad review online about your most recent restaurant visit, you better be prepared for the aftermath. Sure, maybe you will post it …

Somewhere on the other side of the world in a land called Melbourne, Australia, there is a comedian who sees absolutely no problem with being a rude areshole to people …

What is it with restaurants thinking that we servers are responsible for covering a check when the customer decides to skip out on the bill? It’s happened to too many …