Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Waiting Tables Isn’t All That Bad

  Never having to go to the ATM. That after-shift cocktail when you hang out with your co-workers and shoot the shit. Always having change for a twenty. Being able …

Waiter Pleads: Don’t Make Me Beg

Today is the day I have been waiting for for years and years and no, I’m not talking about my recurring dream where someone finally figures out how to make …

Every Parent Needs To See This Video

Over the years, I have written many times about my feelings for children and how so many parents think that just because they figured out how to fertilize an egg, …

Something Awful Happened at Chili’s

Everyone, we need to take a moment to send out some good vibes to Don who went through some serious hell this week when he went to Chili’s. Honestly, I …