Author: The Bitchy Waiter

When did the term “family friendly restaurant” change its definition from a place with food that kids will like and possibly some coloring books and crayons to a place where …

This doesn’t have anything to do with waiting tables, but I need to write a lil’ sumpin’ sumpin’ about the bad ass bitch who got fired from his job at …

It has happened again: a restaurant customer has found a way to be insulted so that he could justify why he did not leave a tip for his waiter. A …

Today is the day I have been waiting for for years and years and no, I’m not talking about my recurring dream where someone finally figures out how to make …

Over the years, I have written many times about my feelings for children and how so many parents think that just because they figured out how to fertilize an egg, …

Everyone, we need to take a moment to send out some good vibes to Don who went through some serious hell this week when he went to Chili’s. Honestly, I …