Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

An Open Letter to Samsung Pay

Dear Samsung Pay, As a server, I take a lot. I take orders, I take food to the table, I take people ignoring me and now I take umbrage to …

Nude Restaurant to Open Soon in London

Perhaps you have heard about the newest dining trend in merry old England where restaurant customers can go out to eat while wearing absolutely no clothing at all. The place …

Tipping: What’s Really Legal?

NICE GUY EDDIE: You don’t tip? MR. PINK: No. I don’t believe in it. NICE GUY EDDIE: You don’t believe in tipping? MR. BLUE Do you know what these chicks …

Attorney Sues Restaurant For Cup of Soup

Last week in Mansfield, Texas, an attorney named Dwain Downing took himself to lunch at a place called Our Place Restaurant. That morning, as he put on his suit that …