10 Things to Think About Before You Take That Job as a Server


  1. Every article of clothing you wear to work will have at least one stain on it.
  2. Your hair will perpetually smell like food.
  3. You will never, ever again eat dinner at a normal time.
  4. You may develop a severe dislike of going out to eat with a large group of people.
  5. Your wallet will always have a disproportionate amount of single dollar bills.
  6. Anytime you walk into another restaurant you will instinctually wonder what it would be like to work there.
  7. You might always have cash in your pockets but no money in the bank.
  8. When you do go out to eat with a large group of people, everyone will expect you to figure out the check.
  9. You will say behind you” or “corner” at random times, like at the grocery store or walking down the sidewalk.
  10. You will finally understand why a 20% tip should be mandatory.


  1. Mackenzie
  2. gretchen
  3. Austin
  4. Wing
  5. Tyler
  6. Stephanie
  7. Sharon
  8. Heather
    • Sharon
      • Tif
  9. Joey B
  10. Erocka
  11. Sarra
  12. Laynee belzil
    • April
      • Steph
      • Jeanie kant
    • carla
    • Chris
    • Jessica
  13. Meh
  14. Erin
  15. Monica R
  16. April

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