Now THIS Is How To Quit Your Job (NSFW)

anigif_enhanced-27050-1440186943-2This doesn’t have anything to do with waiting tables, but I need to write a lil’ sumpin’ sumpin’ about the bad ass bitch who got fired from his job at a thrift store and went out with a bang. The thrift store is called Red, White and Blue and after he picked up his last paycheck, he marched his angry ass right over to the PA system and had a few words for anyone who happened to be in the store purchasing some items of thrift.

“Attention customers, the managers of Red White And Blue are cunts. Fucking cunts who do drugs all fucking day. They’re cunts and they fired my ass when I ain’t called off one motherfucking time.”

This employee was not having it. An exit like this makes my heart feel all warm and toasty and it reminds me of when I worked at Pizzeria Uno. Well, it reminds me when I had had quite enough of the foolery that was going on there and decided to quit that bitch. After our shift meeting, where the manager was berating all of us for some stupid behavior that only two or three people were doing, I knew it was time for me to leave. As soon as the meeting was over, I strolled my ass downstairs, got my bag, punched out and walked away. Someone saw me punching out and said, “Hey, how do you get to leave so early?”

“Easy,” I said. “Anyone can leave this early if they want to. I quit. Buh bye.”

If only Pizzeria Uno had a PA system so I could have really done it right.

8 thoughts on “Now THIS Is How To Quit Your Job (NSFW)

  1. outhousecat

    Waayyy back in the day my friend Johnna worked as a waitress. When minimum wage for restaurant workers went up, their cheap boss refused to increase their pitiful salary. She and the only other waitress scheduled to work the very busy lunch crowd waited until the joint was full, then they jumped up on a table and sang “Take This Job and Shove It.” They sang the entire song and then walked out with the asshole manager running behind them, offering them a raise. I wish they’d had cell phones back then.

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  2. Joey B

    I’m tormented every day and called names at my 2 jobs . My boss is an owners daughter and even if she does wrong -it’s my fault . I’m in hell . My other job is sick corporate Planet Hollywood shit smelling rest . It smells like feces . My BF had no paying job for yrs -so I’m alone , no one here to help . I have nobody . I do have obligations . I have no need for names or cheap tips .

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  3. napoleonva

    I was on call one night at a steak house. Got called in and when I got there they had called me in to wash dishes. Not that that was beneath me, but I had started as a dishwasher at that restaurant and was done with that. I had plans for that evening that didn’t involve the restaurant. I was pissed that the damn management hadn’t scheduled properly so that a regular dishwasher was on call. I started filling up the dishwasher with hot water and then thought screw it. Went up to the manager and told him if he needed me to do my regular job waiting tables then I was game, but that they could find someone else to wash dishes. Quit on the spot. I don’t believe I’ve ever experienced the natural high I had on the ride home afterwards again.

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  4. Barreleh

    I had a horrendous job years ago working under this a*hole who tormented me all the live long day, because his buddy was supposed to get my job. When I finally tired of it, I gave my notice, and he started badgering me about what my job consisted of exactly, so he could do it until someone else took over. I told him I’d spend all of my last day explaining it to him.

    I didn’t come in that last day.

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  5. dead_elvis

    Instead of “go big or go home”, this dude chose “go big AND go home”.

    Well done. I would have loved to have witnessed this in person.

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  6. CincyDrunk

    My favorite way someone quit a job was when one of my coworkers told me how he quit Applebees. “If you ever want to see me again you better look up at the night sky, cuz bitch, I’m a star.” Drop mic, walked out. Pretty sure he stole that line from American Dad, but brilliant nonetheless.

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