Seeing that it’s Queen Elizabeth’s 90th birthday today, I have decided to write about the totally, not made up time I waited on her when she came in to Houlihan’s …
Seeing a customer knock on the door 15 minutes before you open. Or worse, forgetting to lock the front door and that customer just comes right in expecting to be …
Each day, I am surprised at how ridiculous the complaints are on the Facebook pages of corporate restaurants. So many of the complaints are by people who don’t seem to …
In my continuing quest to make this blog more relevant and topical, I shall continue my series of blog posts that imagine what it would be like if each of …
Since it’s Sunday today and so many Christians are headed to church to remind everyone how pure, chaste and good they are, I thought it was a good time to …
Since all I see on my Facebook feed and TV these days are stories about our presidential election, I have decided to dip my toe into the political cesspool and …
About seven months ago, I wrote a blog post called “7 Obnoxious Things Servers Should Stop Doing According to Some Basic Bitch.” Seven months in blog time is like a …
Poor Mark. Not only is he suffering through a terrible experience at TGI Fridays waiting 15 minutes for nachos, I can also assume that he is going through life with …
When did the term “family friendly restaurant” change its definition from a place with food that kids will like and possibly some coloring books and crayons to a place where …