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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
The Time I Waited on Queen Elizabeth
Seeing that it’s Queen Elizabeth’s 90th birthday today, I have decided to write about the totally, not made up time I waited on her when she came in to Houlihan’s …
April 21, 2016
10 Things That Can Ruin Your Day Before the Restaurant Even Opens
Seeing a customer knock on the door 15 minutes before you open. Or worse, forgetting to lock the front door and that customer just comes right in expecting to be …
April 20, 2016
This Is Why We Don’t Seat Incomplete Parties
Each day, I am surprised at how ridiculous the complaints are on the Facebook pages of corporate restaurants. So many of the complaints are by people who don’t seem to …
April 19, 2016
If Hillary Clinton Was Your Server
In my continuing quest to make this blog more relevant and topical, I shall continue my series of blog posts that imagine what it would be like if each of …
April 18, 2016
Here is the Worst Christian in the World
Since it’s Sunday today and so many Christians are headed to church to remind everyone how pure, chaste and good they are, I thought it was a good time to …
April 17, 2016
If Donald Trump Was Your Server
Since all I see on my Facebook feed and TV these days are stories about our presidential election, I have decided to dip my toe into the political cesspool and …
April 15, 2016
A Comment on Comments; the “No One Cares About You” Edition
About seven months ago, I wrote a blog post called “7 Obnoxious Things Servers Should Stop Doing According to Some Basic Bitch.” Seven months in blog time is like a …
April 13, 2016
TGI Fridays Serves Most Impatient Customer Ever
Poor Mark. Not only is he suffering through a terrible experience at TGI Fridays waiting 15 minutes for nachos, I can also assume that he is going through life with …
April 12, 2016