Here is the Worst Christian in the World

tip16n-3-webSince it’s Sunday today and so many Christians are headed to church to remind everyone how pure, chaste and good they are, I thought it was a good time to write about what one Christian did to her gay waitress last week in crappy ol’ North Carolina. As you may know, North Carolina’s governor, Pat McCrory signed a bill last month that prevents cities in that crappy ol’ state from passing anti-discrimination provisions that would protect the rights of gay, lesbian and transgender people. Basically, it makes it alright to discriminate, so yeah for North Carolina for being so goddamn shitty.

Anyhoo, a waitress named Alexandra Judd was doing her job of serving brunch at Zada Jane’s Corner cafe when she got a credit card receipt that, instead of having a tip, had a “lev 20.13” and the words “praying for you.” Oh, and Alexandra is gay. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the Bible, Leviticus 20.13 states: “if a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.” Basically, this good, Christian woman stiffed her server and suggested that she should be put to death because of who she happens to love.

There are so many things wrong with this, the least of which is that the server was stiffed. Whether this woman, whose identity is unknown because Alexandra wisely crossed out the bigot’s name, cares for gay people or not is no reason to financially punish her waitress. And even though it’s been a while since I have been to church, I’m pretty sure that Jesus preached love and tolerance and all that, so who is this bitch to make the call on the way someone lives their life?

This woman obviously cherry picks verses in the bible to argue her point, but if she would have read just a few more pages of her precious bible, she would have found some other quotes that maybe she should pay the fuck attention to:

Leviticus 11:7 “And the swine, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. Of their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch; they are unclean to you.” I hope this bitch didn’t eat any fucking bacon with her omelette or she is going to be joining this gay waitress in the fiery depths of hell.

Leviticus 11:9: “Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is an abomination to you.” I hope this bitch didn’t eat a crab cake at brunch because if she did she done pissed off God.

Leviticus 19:19: “Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.” I hope this bitch wasn’t wearing a cotton-poly blend top that she bought at Target last week.

Leviticus 19:18 “Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against anyone among your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD.” This bitch needs to go back to Sunday school and read her Bible again, because she missed the whole point of it.

It’s great and all that she will be praying for Alexandra, but maybe she should be praying for herself because she she just let God know that she is the worst Christian in the world. And when she shows up at the Pearly gates, God’s gonna be all, “Yeah you might wanna look at Leviticus 19:18 again, lady. Buh bye.”

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

31 thoughts on “Here is the Worst Christian in the World

  1. Don’t judge as all the same from NC. Although I do love my state, some of the things our lovely politicians have done are ridiculous. Glad to say we got a couple of the asshats out this past election.

  2. People claiming to be Christians are often the most judgemental folks I come across. I guess she (the customer) lost sight of what happened with the woman caucht in bed with a dude that wasn’t her husband. It was the ” religious leaders” that wanted to stone her. Jesus said ” I’m not judging you, go & don’t do it again.” He would have tipped & not judged. That ‘ Christian’has forgotten the church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. She has a plank in her eye ,trying to get out this servers speck. God have mercy on this Christian who clearly thinks she has no issues. IN DENIAL & DELUSIONAL. I’m sorry for the server. I’m sorry that so many are in the Jerks for Jesus ministry. They give Christians a bad rap who legit try to be like Jesus. He’s not into condemnation then or now. Smh…

  3. I am curious. How can you tell something so intimate about another human being just by interacting with them for the short time it takes to order a meal and have it brought to you?
    I have NO idea the sexual orientation of the people who make my coffee, give me a traffic ticket, sign my paycheck, fill my gas tank, deliver my order from Amazon, etc…!! Am I MISSING something?
    Since I am completely ignorant of how to tell this by just looking at someone, please someone, tell me…What is the criteria for deciding, without intimate knowledge of that person, who anyone would chose to love?

  4. Being a semi-intelligent human being currently residing in NC, it’s truly appalling what the state’s legislators and governor are doing to ensure that equality for ALL citizens is nothing but a pipe dream. Anyone reading this from NC, I know that this page makes a serious situation funny for us all, but let’s not forget that our lawmakers are ACTUALLY taking rights away from individuals without any real backlash from us. Write your congressman. Write your senators. Write that bastard Pat McCrory and tell him that not everyone shares his hate and bigotry! That’s the only way to affect real change.

  5. Let me pick a few verses for for the “good christian lady”…..

    Matthew 7:1-3 King James Version (KJV)
    1- Judge not, that ye be not judged.
    2- For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
    3- And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

    Want more, read to the end of Chapter 7 (NIV)

    24 “Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. 25 The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock.
    26 But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. 27 The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash.”28 When Jesus had finished saying these things, the crowds were amazed at his teaching, 29 because he taught as one who had authority, and not as their teachers of the law.

    I’m going to pick and choose to live my life by these verses. I understand what Lisa is trying to say, but who the hell am I (or who the hell is she) to judge how someone lives their life. No excuse for that customer and you can’t be called a good Christian if you treat people that badly. That customer went into that restaurant and enjoyed the service by being waited on, talked to, didn’t have to wash dishes or clean up the table, enjoyed the food, then chose not to tip. She will be judged.

  6. My problem with this or any other “abnormal” person or personality or whatever, is that, the fact actually became apparent. Sexuality should be a personal issue, and I have no reason or desire to know what yours is. If you somehow put me out or embarrass me because you choose to be different, then yeah, I am not likely to tip you as much as if you provided me the excellent service and experience I came in for. Just give me my food and keep your (*&^ wierdo preferences to yourself and we will get along just fine, and you will be justly rewarded.

    1. so true. Refusing to tip because someone is gay makes about as much sense as refusing to tip because someone is left handed.

    2. How about you stay out of public until you can act like a decent human being, you prejudicial swine?

      “…put me out or embarrass me because you choose to be different…” How, by daring to breathe the same air your judgmental ass is? By having blue hair, since we all know all the lesbians do that?

      I look forward to the day you get “justly rewarded” for your words and actions. Hope you enjoy the smell of sulfur.

  7. The Bible is NOT INERRANT, even though those who wish to eliminate thought still pretend it is “God-given perfect” in its entirety- to their embarrassment- even though it is obvious the “10 Commandments” are its only God-given Holy Writ! There was a time- as I contend as a topic for a book I’m writing- when the Hebrew nation was in exile nearly entirely, so for those who stayed behind as slave labor to work the land in servitude to the alien oppressors the necessity to subjugate their culture and obeisance to their “Books of the Law”, in order to protect those in captivity, so none were in any contact with their books, none protected them as they were forbidden to interfere, and none stayed learned of their heritage, even to the point of no longer having the aptitude to read their books accurately, as the priests, leaders, and kings were responsible for their libraries and for history! During this time there was ample opportunity for the Babylonian, and later the Persian, kings to alter their extensive histories and wipe-out most other sources because of the limited location of the colony of Hebrews staying together always in their lands, so according to the non-Hebrew empires desires to weaken them the Hebrew books were altered. This conspiracy was recognized by Daniel in his dreams and I still a major concern for Judaism, Christianity, and for global peace and freedom! So, No, we are not now, and never were, guaranteed any such “inerrancy” concerning the Torah, the Bible, nor safety from any place prophesied as, “principalities and powers of darkness”. In regard to “the abomination”, it has been scrambled along with other things to point to later prophecies and the response by various communities of their insults focused at LGBT to identify the timeline, as a “marker of the times of tremendous concern for our future in regard to the rise of Satanism, etc”. So, these are signposts, not directives, sadly mistaken, and still harming us from thousands of years ago!

    1. Hahaha that’s what I was thinking. Then when they say something say I assumed it was a tip otherwise why would you put numbers on the tip line. Unfortunately you’d probably still get in trouble since the total wasn’t adjusted to show it.

    1. This absolutely did happen. The neighborhood this happened in is a very close knit community where I’ve worked for nearly a decade.

      1. I doubt it. Especially because she’d just come back from a rally and was all hyped up. And I’m not the only one who disbelieves it, if you look at the gay blogs. Dayna Morales all over again.

  8. this so called cristian they are worse then ISIS but good that we have law’s here i never liked any religion but never was against the religion but since i moved here in america from europe i hate every religion they are all the same rules that some uneducated moron wrote 1000 of years ago the 3 main religion come from abraham a jew who pimped his wife a man with no balls

  9. What happened to the WWJD movement? Jesus would tip, bus His own table and help with the dishes. People need to stop using the Bible to justify acting like dicks. Eleventh Commandment: “Thou shalt not be a dickhead.”

  10. It really makes me sad that this issue that is so controversial is blasted on bitchy waiter…I’m a Christian. I have black , gay, and friends that are addicts. …don’t lump all of us together. ..nor should I lump all you together unless you act like a bigot against christanity…because not all Christians act that way…and I am from nc…and I am a 30 year veteran server..seen it all..could it be that both party’s have a steak in this…No one is perfect

    1. If you, as a self-identified Xtian, don’t speak up when you see bigoted behavior from other Xtians, you’re as bad as they are. Having black, gay, or addict friends doesn’t mean shit if you don’ t have their backs against the Xtian bigot majority.

      Also, there were no steaks involved.

    2. You’re saying that you agree with the discriminatory laws in N.C.?
      Why shouldn’t Bitchy blast this idiotic law and this ignorant, ugly, petty, cheap ass, self proclaimed christian?

    3. Oh, you are okay because you have a black friend, a gay friend and know people who have a disease. The fact you felt that statement okay shows your true nature.
      Furthermore, BW was not lumping all Christians together, just the ones who sit in judgment. You know, like the ones who feel they are cool because they have tolerated a diversity of people. So cool in fact, that they put it on display. SMDH

    4. Why wouldn’t it be blasted on this page? In case you missed it, Bitchy is a gay man and he serves tables for a living. Not only that, many, many servers are gay. This isn’t the first time something like this has happened. You expect BW to keep his mouth shut and not bring light to the subject?

    5. Sorry.. The fact that you have to label your friends as black, gay, and addicts says something about you. And you are NOT ALLOWED to call someone a bigot that dislikes Christianity. Christians are misogynistic, racist, fascist murderers. It’s written in your fucking book.

  11. Uneducated and preachy, a recipe for intolerance, that woman needs to be slapped around a bit with a Bible.

  12. I’m waiting for the first person to have balls enough to deny someone service because they appear to be Christians. You know, because these religious freedom laws do work both ways.

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