The Bitchy Waiter, Author at The Bitchy Waiter

If the Kitchen Makes This For You Do NOT Eat It

Once upon a time, there was a restaurant with a bunch of lazy AF servers who never stabbed their tickets after they pulled the food from the window. No matter …

The Bitchy Waiter June 2, 2017

New Mom Gets Harsh Lesson About Mother’s Day at Restaurants

Mother’s Day was a couple of weeks ago, but some of us are still having the cold sweats and recurring nightmares from that most awful day to serve. Someone else …

The Bitchy Waiter June 1, 2017

No, You Are Not Allowed to Pull a Waitress’s Hair

We all know it’s not easy working in a restaurant. We deal with a lot of things: customers who think they are better than us, long hours, hard work for …

The Bitchy Waiter May 27, 2017

Advice Columnist Tells it Like It Is To Bad Restaurant Customer

Until today, I did not know who Carolyn Hax was. She is an advice columnist for The Washington Post and she has zoomed to the top of my list of …

The Bitchy Waiter May 26, 2017

Man Gives 1 Star Yelp Review For Most Idiotic Reason Ever

If you know me, you know I like three things: margaritas, bitching and making fun of stupid ass Yelp reviews. Since I have to go to work in four hours, …

The Bitchy Waiter May 25, 2017

Woman Earns $100K for Spilling Coffee on Herself

A Florida woman is $100,000 richer this week after a jury ordered Starbucks to pay up when she spilled some hot coffee on herself. You see, the to-go lid popped …

The Bitchy Waiter May 24, 2017

The Meatball Lady at Table 2

I don’t often write about the specifics at my job anymore because the majority of my customers are regulars who know about my blog and book. I seldom want to …

The Bitchy Waiter May 20, 2017

Dick Gives Bad Review 15 Years After His Meal

Once upon a time a long, long time ago in the year 2001, a man named Richard went to have dinner at Chef Marvo Restaurant in Hawaii. Richard was so …

The Bitchy Waiter May 17, 2017

IHOP Waitress Threatens Family With Steak Knife

An IHOP waitress from Massapequa, New York is in some hot water after she allegedly lost her cool with some customers and threatened them with a steak knife. The waitress’s …

The Bitchy Waiter May 11, 2017

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