Petty Server Alert
We all have ways of “getting even” with our tables when they upset us somehow. Maybe you are one of those servers who intentionally farts over and over again, each …
June 3, 2017
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
June 3, 2017
If the Kitchen Makes This For You Do NOT Eat It
Once upon a time, there was a restaurant with a bunch of lazy AF servers who never stabbed their tickets after they pulled the food from the window. No matter …
June 2, 2017
New Mom Gets Harsh Lesson About Mother’s Day at Restaurants
Mother’s Day was a couple of weeks ago, but some of us are still having the cold sweats and recurring nightmares from that most awful day to serve. Someone else …
June 1, 2017
No, You Are Not Allowed to Pull a Waitress’s Hair
We all know it’s not easy working in a restaurant. We deal with a lot of things: customers who think they are better than us, long hours, hard work for …
May 27, 2017
Advice Columnist Tells it Like It Is To Bad Restaurant Customer
Until today, I did not know who Carolyn Hax was. She is an advice columnist for The Washington Post and she has zoomed to the top of my list of …
May 26, 2017
Man Gives 1 Star Yelp Review For Most Idiotic Reason Ever
If you know me, you know I like three things: margaritas, bitching and making fun of stupid ass Yelp reviews. Since I have to go to work in four hours, …
May 25, 2017
Woman Earns $100K for Spilling Coffee on Herself
A Florida woman is $100,000 richer this week after a jury ordered Starbucks to pay up when she spilled some hot coffee on herself. You see, the to-go lid popped …
May 24, 2017
The Meatball Lady at Table 2
I don’t often write about the specifics at my job anymore because the majority of my customers are regulars who know about my blog and book. I seldom want to …
May 20, 2017
Dick Gives Bad Review 15 Years After His Meal
Once upon a time a long, long time ago in the year 2001, a man named Richard went to have dinner at Chef Marvo Restaurant in Hawaii. Richard was so …
May 17, 2017