Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

The Latest 1-Star Review for a Stupid Reason

On June 28th, someone left a one-star review for Milio’s Sandwiches in Madison, Wisconsin because- are you ready for this? Because the parking lot was flooded and the employee didn’t …
The Bitchy Waiter July 1, 2017
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Stop Lying About Your Birthday

Stop telling us it’s your birthday when it’s not your freaking birthday. In fact, stop telling us it’s your birthday even when it is your birthday, because we still don’t …
The Bitchy Waiter June 30, 2017
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Woman Finds Dead Frog in Salad

Earlier this month a woman found a dead frog in her salad when she was eating at BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse in West Covina, California. She posted her review on …
The Bitchy Waiter June 29, 2017
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Daily Horoscope; Waiter/Waitress Edition

Aries (March 21-April 19) You are enthusiastic and goal driven, but today will test you. A customer will crush your enthusiasm with their oppressive need for all things in a …
The Bitchy Waiter June 17, 2017
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