Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

This Woman Thinks We are “Creatures”

Everyone has a right to leave a review on Yelp. Our founding father’s indirectly mentioned Yelp when they drafted the constitution in 1787: We the People of the United States, …
The Bitchy Waiter April 21, 2017
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Happy 4/20

Dude, I am totally going to write a blog post today even though it’s 4/20 and I have way better things to do, man. I won’t say what better things …
The Bitchy Waiter April 20, 2017
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If Dr. Seuss Was a Waiter

You do not like green eggs and ham? Well, that’s our menu. Sorry, ma’am. If you want treats of prawns or noodles, Apple pizza, yawns of poodles, I suggest you …
The Bitchy Waiter April 19, 2017
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The Story of the Very First Easter

It is the first Sunday after a full moon after the spring equinox of April in the year 30AD and all the restaurants in Judea are packed for brunch. After …
The Bitchy Waiter April 16, 2017
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Be Glad You Don’t Work For This Manager

Anyone who has worked in the restaurant industry for more than a few years has experienced a really awful manager. Hell, even if you’ve only worked in the restaurant industry …
The Bitchy Waiter April 12, 2017
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Adventures at the Kalamata Kitchen

Alberta has been working at the Kalamata Kitchen for twelve years. She doesn’t work at the fancy one out by the new mall, but at the old one on the …
The Bitchy Waiter April 7, 2017
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