The Bitchy Waiter, Author at The Bitchy Waiter

We Open at 11:00. Leave Us Alone Until Then.

Dear Customer Who Wants to Come Into the Restaurant Before We Are Open, Don’t. Our hours are clearly marked in a variety of places. From our website to the sign …

The Bitchy Waiter July 19, 2017

Wait, Did Family Feud Just Encourage Violence Against Waiters??

Family Feud done pissed me off. When I first saw this video, I thought it was a joke. After all, would someone at a major production company producing an iconic …

The Bitchy Waiter July 18, 2017

A Special Snowflake Leaves a 1-Star Review

Somehow, I seem to have made it my mission to seek out stupid-ass, 1-star Facebook reviews for restaurants and make sure the review is justified. Nine times out of ten, …

The Bitchy Waiter July 14, 2017

The Tragic Tale of Pinocchio’s First Day as a Waiter at Red Lobster

Pinocchio was a puppet who had always wanted one thing: to be a real live boy. He was tired of having to use sandpaper to wash his face and the …

The Bitchy Waiter July 13, 2017

This Woman is a Restaurant Superhero

Not all heroes wear capes and in case you need proof, here it is. Last week in Kentucky, an angel here on earth named Barbara Roney Eggenschwiler went to eat …

The Bitchy Waiter July 12, 2017

Only an A**hole Would Carry This Card in His Wallet

When I go out to eat, I am focused on having a good time with the people I am with. I enjoy my food and drinks and if the server …

The Bitchy Waiter July 8, 2017

The Worst Tinder Date Ever (Update)

A few days ago, I wrote about a very awkward blind date that I watched fall apart quicker than a soft corn taco from Chipotle when it’s made by a …

The Bitchy Waiter July 7, 2017

How To Make Sure Your Employees Hate You

Very often, I receive a message from someone who is seeking advice on how to deal with a work issue. Sometimes the problem is about a co-worker or a certain …

The Bitchy Waiter July 6, 2017

I Watched a Blind Date Totally Implode

“Harsh,” says the man as he storms out of the restaurant. “That woman back there is harsh!” 30 minutes earlier… When She comes in, we were all surprised to see her. It’s …

The Bitchy Waiter July 5, 2017

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