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IHOP Waitress Threatens Family With Steak Knife

An IHOP waitress from Massapequa, New York is in some hot water after she allegedly lost her cool with some customers and threatened them with a steak knife. The waitress’s …

The Bitchy Waiter May 11, 2017

And THIS is Why We Don’t Seat Incomplete Parties

Lots of people write to tell me that I am their spirit animal because of the way I cut to the chase and tell things how they really are. This …

The Bitchy Waiter May 10, 2017

Finally, Waiters Can Write Reviews of Their Customers

A pair of of computer engineers/web developers in Ogden, Utah who also work part-time at their local LongHorn Steakhouse have just created a new website that will revolutionize the way …

The Bitchy Waiter May 9, 2017

1-Star Yelp Review for Hot Onion Rings

Always on the look out for an entertaining Yelp review to rip apart, one fell into my lap yesterday that made my day. It comes from Rita M. who gave …

The Bitchy Waiter May 5, 2017

Russell Westbrook Lies to Get Free Dessert at Restaurant

I don’t know much about basketball or the people who play it professionally. One thing I do know is that they get paid a lot of money to play with …

The Bitchy Waiter May 4, 2017

I Want Banks to Send THIS Text Alert

Okay, okay, I fucked up and you guys let me know it. A few days ago, I reached into the bottom of the barrel and wrote a post about a …

The Bitchy Waiter May 4, 2017

Why Is This Bank Opposed to a 37% Tip?

Banks need to mind their own damn business when it comes to how much of a tip people want to leave. A reader sent this image of a text alert …

The Bitchy Waiter May 1, 2017

Don’t Tell Me To Rush Your Food

Dear Man at Table 9 Who Told Me You Were in a Hurry, What is your problem? You barreled in and flagged me over within two freaking seconds after you …

The Bitchy Waiter April 27, 2017

Vegetarian Upset at LongHorn Steakhouse

Sometimes I sit here at my computer struggling to find something to write about. Honestly, we all know this blog is basically a variation of about ten different topics that …

The Bitchy Waiter April 26, 2017

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