And THIS is Why We Don’t Seat Incomplete Parties
Lots of people write to tell me that I am their spirit animal because of the way I cut to the chase and tell things how they really are. This …
May 10, 2017
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
May 10, 2017
Finally, Waiters Can Write Reviews of Their Customers
A pair of of computer engineers/web developers in Ogden, Utah who also work part-time at their local LongHorn Steakhouse have just created a new website that will revolutionize the way …
May 9, 2017
1-Star Yelp Review for Hot Onion Rings
Always on the look out for an entertaining Yelp review to rip apart, one fell into my lap yesterday that made my day. It comes from Rita M. who gave …
May 5, 2017
Russell Westbrook Lies to Get Free Dessert at Restaurant
I don’t know much about basketball or the people who play it professionally. One thing I do know is that they get paid a lot of money to play with …
May 4, 2017
I Want Banks to Send THIS Text Alert
Okay, okay, I fucked up and you guys let me know it. A few days ago, I reached into the bottom of the barrel and wrote a post about a …
May 4, 2017
Why Is This Bank Opposed to a 37% Tip?
Banks need to mind their own damn business when it comes to how much of a tip people want to leave. A reader sent this image of a text alert …
May 1, 2017
Don’t Tell Me To Rush Your Food
Dear Man at Table 9 Who Told Me You Were in a Hurry, What is your problem? You barreled in and flagged me over within two freaking seconds after you …
April 27, 2017
Vegetarian Upset at LongHorn Steakhouse
Sometimes I sit here at my computer struggling to find something to write about. Honestly, we all know this blog is basically a variation of about ten different topics that …
April 26, 2017
A Comment on Comments: The Lady Who Called a Busser a “Creature” Edition
A few days I wrote a blog post about a woman named Ali who wrote a Yelp review and called some of the restaurant staff “creatures.” As you know, I …
April 24, 2017