This Is Your Brain in the Weeds
The mind of server who is in the weeds is a dark and twisted place. Our brain goes into hyper-overdrive as we struggle to remember everything we are supposed to …
June 14, 2017
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
June 14, 2017
The Need for Ranch Dressing is Out of Control
Ranch dressing is the bane of our existence because we add so many steps to each of our days simply by walking back and forth to the kitchen to get …
June 13, 2017
Woman Does Not Understand How Menus Work
Someone needs to understand how menus work and I am here to provide this valuable lesson. In a Facebook review of Venue Restaurant & Lounge, a woman named Jen is …
June 12, 2017
Facebook Page is Trashing Servers
Hold me back, because someone started a Facebook page called “Consumers Against Tipping” and I am really in the mood to shred some bitches up. First off, their page has …
June 10, 2017
Old Man 100% Knows How He Wants His Diet Coke
More and more lately, it seems popular for customers to have their own business cards printed up with all their special needs and requests listed on it in an effort …
June 9, 2017
7 Things Smart Servers Don’t Do
When you have waited tables as long as I have, you learn a few things other than how to rattle off the names of ten draft beers and seven salad …
June 7, 2017
Woman Only Gets 9 Sweet Potato Tots; World Ends
In my continuing quest to have reviewers remove their stupid 1-star Yelp reviews one by one, today we look to Vilma who is quite upset that she did not get …
June 6, 2017
Why Your Server Probably Hates You
Dear People of the World, This is why your server hates you. Mustard and Mayo, Bitchy Waiter p.s. Please click here and buy my book, The Bitchy Waiter.
June 4, 2017
Petty Server Alert
We all have ways of “getting even” with our tables when they upset us somehow. Maybe you are one of those servers who intentionally farts over and over again, each …
June 3, 2017