Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Famous People Suck

I hate waiting on celebrities. I have not had to do it very often because famous people don’t usually come into the places that I have slung hash. Generally, they …
The Bitchy Waiter July 28, 2009
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The Penny Story

This story happened years and years ago, but it’s a goody. I was working in this tourist trap in Times Square in New York City where food was way overpriced …
The Bitchy Waiter July 22, 2009
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Pitch a tent, asswipe

In the restaurant world, there is something known as a camper. This is someone who stays at their table way too long and then keeps new customers from sitting there …
The Bitchy Waiter July 21, 2009
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The countdown begins…

So it’s been a while since I have blogged. Get over it. Here it is. I have had the good fortune to not wait tables for four weeks and surprisingly …
The Bitchy Waiter July 20, 2009
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Diaper (#2)

If you read the previous posts, you may recall that some bitch left a diaper at the table one day. An honest to goodness diaper rolled up in a wet …
The Bitchy Waiter June 1, 2009
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A Sidewalk Does Not a Patio Make

Let me tell you about waiting tables on a patio: it sucks. My restaurant has a patio in the summer and people knock themselves over to get one of those …
The Bitchy Waiter May 31, 2009
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What a bunch of Jugheads

Waiting on teenagers is right up there with waiting on French people and old ladies. You have to put forth a lot of effort and you get very little in …
The Bitchy Waiter May 30, 2009
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What a cry baby!

As you may or may not know, I have absolutely no tolerance for children in my station. It’s not that I blame the children, because as a dear friend of …
The Bitchy Waiter May 29, 2009
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