Happy Birthday, Losers
We don’t care that it is your birthday. Why would a waiter give a cheeseburger’s ass crack that it’s your birthday? But everyday someone comes in with a big shit-eating …
April 15, 2009
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
April 15, 2009
LOST: teeth
Brunch was busy and full of the usual suspects of women and men who had way too many children. Just way too many. I seriously want to chip in and …
April 14, 2009
Things to NOT leave at your table
I am moved to write because today some lady threw her baby into a mega-stroller and rolled it into my station. The baby looked like it was a few weeks …
February 12, 2009
Ancient Chinese Secret
When you wait tables you have to get used to dealing with annoying, idiotic stupid-ass bitches and douche bags because you are surrounded by these people constantly. Maybe it’s not …
January 14, 2009
Revenge is Sweet and Sticky
Perhaps you have noticed in previous posts that I hate children in my restaurant. This applies to anyone under the age of 18 and pretty much anyone over the age …
January 9, 2009
Decaf=Regular
Sometimes a restaurant runs out of something. It’s just like at your house. You may think you have enough Crisco for every possible need, but one day you need more …
January 8, 2009
Rodents Rule the Roost
I have worked in a couple of restaurants that had their fair share of the Mickey Mouses. And the Ricky Rats. Every place has roaches, that is so no big …
January 7, 2009
Monkey Waiters
So I always feel like waiting tables is something I can fall back on. Not just because it pays so amazingly well and I am so wonderful at it, but …
January 7, 2009
Everyone is poor
I am so fucking sick of hearing that phrase preface almost every single thing that anyone talks about. “Because of the current economic situation, we will be eliminating the W …
January 7, 2009