Author: The Bitchy Waiter

As a cater waiter, you get used to being at really crowded parties with people poking at you to get a bite of tuna tartar. I can’t stand being touched …

Although most of my wealth comes from waiting tables, I sometimes earn riches by being a cater waiter too. It’s a whole ‘nother ball of wax. If you’ve ever been …

<!–google_ad_client = “pub-9950263112493640”;/* 468×15, created 2/3/10 */google_ad_slot = “7540847711”;google_ad_width = 468;google_ad_height = 15;//–> <script type="text/javascript"src=”http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js”>I want people to read the menu. It’s not hard to read the menu and that …

Somehow my restaurant got listed in a French guidebook about New York City. Do you know happy it makes me to know that there are scores of rude Parisians who …

We don’t care that it is your birthday. Why would a waiter give a cheeseburger’s ass crack that it’s your birthday? But everyday someone comes in with a big shit-eating …

Brunch was busy and full of the usual suspects of women and men who had way too many children. Just way too many. I seriously want to chip in and …