Allergic to “everything”
Table 201 is the winner for most annoying table of the day even though they were only there for about ten minutes. A mother and daughter, neither very attractive. That’s …
December 28, 2008
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
December 28, 2008
Babies suck
So many mothers have this sense of fucking entitlement like she is the first woman to ever push a baby out of her Sweet Potato Pie Hole. It’s been happening …
December 27, 2008
Do waiters really spit in food?
Yes, Virginia, waiters really do spit in food. But you have to be a really bad little girl to have that happen to you, so most people are okay. I …
December 26, 2008
Merry Christmas, what do you want?
Over the years, I have always worked in restaurants that are open on the holidays. It sucks major Christmas balls. The servers always have to fight to see who has …
December 25, 2008
Read the menu, asswipe
Sometimes people think that when they come into the restaurant they are in their own kitchen and I am their personal chef for the day. No bitch, that is not …
December 24, 2008
Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi…who cares?
This lady sat in my booth yesterday and ordered a Diet Pepsi. I told her “oh we only have Diet Coke, is that okay?” thinking that of course it would …
December 22, 2008
What is that smell??
Have you ever been in a restaurant enjoying the company of good friends and savoring the taste of food that was made just for you when you are suddenly overcome …
December 22, 2008
Bloody burger
So you know I hate serving kids, right? And mothers too? I really do, because they think that their kids are the only ones that matter in the whole entire …
December 20, 2008
Are you REALLY allergic to that?
You know what? If you don’t like something just say you don’t like it. I don’t for a minute buy that your ass is allergic to fucking celery. I almost …
December 20, 2008