Everyone is poor
I am so fucking sick of hearing that phrase preface almost every single thing that anyone talks about. “Because of the current economic situation, we will be eliminating the W …
January 7, 2009
Join over 10000+ Subscribers today!
Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
January 7, 2009
To Do Or Not To Do, Part Deux
Our friendly neighborhood restaurateur, Bruce (of the Douchebags), has graced us with his wisdom once again in the continuation of his list of 100 things a server should never ever …
January 6, 2009
FOUND: more bitchy waiters!
So while doing a little surfing on the world wide internets, I came across this website that is Queen Bitchy of the Bitchy Ass Websites. It is this site where …
December 31, 2008
This is why people should tip
I think everyone should be a waiter for six months of their lives. It would make the world a much better place, I just know it. Most people have never …
December 29, 2008
Allergic to “everything”
Table 201 is the winner for most annoying table of the day even though they were only there for about ten minutes. A mother and daughter, neither very attractive. That’s …
December 28, 2008
Babies suck
So many mothers have this sense of fucking entitlement like she is the first woman to ever push a baby out of her Sweet Potato Pie Hole. It’s been happening …
December 27, 2008
Do waiters really spit in food?
Yes, Virginia, waiters really do spit in food. But you have to be a really bad little girl to have that happen to you, so most people are okay. I …
December 26, 2008
Merry Christmas, what do you want?
Over the years, I have always worked in restaurants that are open on the holidays. It sucks major Christmas balls. The servers always have to fight to see who has …
December 25, 2008
Read the menu, asswipe
Sometimes people think that when they come into the restaurant they are in their own kitchen and I am their personal chef for the day. No bitch, that is not …
December 24, 2008