Annoying Customer of the Day
My patience was thin the other day at work. Maybe because it was my last day at that restaurant before it went 86’ed and I was filled with anger that …
August 24, 2009
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
August 24, 2009
Whole Grain Goodness
O’ those tasty toasted crunchy whole grain oats that we know and love as Cherrios. Not only are they delicious, tasty and heart healthy, they are a big fat pain …
August 20, 2009
Just Pay the Damn Check
You know, I don’t give a shit who pays for the fucking check. It does not matter to me (or any other waiter) who paid last, who owes whom, who’s …
August 19, 2009
Soapy Water? No, it Isn’t
I hate to repeat my myself. I hate to repeat myself. But I hate dogs on the patio of my restaurant. But I hate dogs on the patio of my …
August 15, 2009
Stroller Bitches From Hell
Yes, another posting about the Upper East Side women and their massive strollers and even more massive whore-like attitudes. And this time, I have photographic evidence of these mythical creatures …
August 15, 2009
I hate desserts!!
The Murphy’s Law of food service is that the last table of the day is the one that will keep you there the longest. It never fails. It’s like the …
August 11, 2009
No Dogs Allowed
Pets do not belong inside restaurants. They just don’t. Now if your pet was a roach, rat, mouse, ant or spider, then it would fit right in to most of …
August 10, 2009
Mr. Nice Guy
I have heard from some that the last post went too far. Soggy biscuit, anyone? Anyhoo, I have decided to go a different direction with this posting. Just this once. …
August 8, 2009
Soggy Biscuit
When we opened the restaurant today, nobody cared. We sat there for thirty minutes before someone peeked inside to see if we were open. The first table was a pair …
August 6, 2009