Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Suze Orman

It has been brought to my attention that Suze Orman went onto the Oprah Winfrey show some time ago to give some sound financial advice to all the Oprah-ites who …
The Bitchy Waiter September 19, 2009
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Tip Me

The Bitchy Waiter is needing some tips. I wonder how much money one of those people makes who has the cardboard sign and sits by the subway. Their sign always …
The Bitchy Waiter September 18, 2009
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Yo No Comprendo

I am about to pull my hair out because I am so over the job search, but I shan’t do that for my hair is far too gorgeous to pull …
The Bitchy Waiter September 17, 2009
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Times is Hard, Sir

I got a job. A one day job. Although it did not involve food service, it did involve a huge helping of humiliation with a side of shame. As you …
The Bitchy Waiter September 16, 2009
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Chew Chew Train

Looking for a new restaurant job sucks big hairy donkey balls covered in dingleberries. There, I said it. What especially sucks about it is that you have to expel all …
The Bitchy Waiter September 12, 2009
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The Second Interview…

So I went to the second interview for the big corporate restaurant yesterday. It was scheduled for 3:00 but I was at another restaurant at 2:40 waiting to meet with …
The Bitchy Waiter September 9, 2009
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15 Minutes or It’s Free!

There are lots of ways that servers can feel demeaned whilst slinging hash. Most of the time these feelings are thrust upon us by the wonderful people who sit in …
The Bitchy Waiter September 8, 2009
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The Job Hunt…

I have been doing the job search thing ever since my last restaurant pulled the rug out from under me giving me three days notice before I was unemployed. “Hi, …
The Bitchy Waiter September 5, 2009
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