Author: The Bitchy Waiter

Every server has had their share of unsatisfactory tips, be it a religious pamphlet, a roll of pennies or a cute little note explaining how their budget doesn’t allow them …

Buckle up, boys and girls, because I’m going to complain about something that is going to get plenty of negative response. I am going to bitch about people who, when …

So far, 2014 has been about aspirin, bananas and my couch. Someone once told me that the potassium in a banana will help a hangover. I don’t know if it’s …

Today is a sad day for many of us in the restaurant world. If I didn’t like my hair so much, I would have pulled it out when I heard …

‘Twas the night before Christmas, in the front of the house The only creature still stirring was that sad dying mouse; The glue trap was placed by the reach-in with …

Well it’s almost that time when Santa Clause crams his fat ass down a chimney and hopes that someone forgot to shield their home with the Slomin’s shield. It’s the …