Author: The Bitchy Waiter

Once upon a time there was a Stroller Mom From Hell who thought the world revolved around her and her alone. Her offspring was pushed around all day in a …

Last week, I had the distinct pleasure of visiting Washington, D.C. for the first time ever and it happened to be in the middle of yet another polar freakin’ vortex. …

Oh boy, another article about how to save money in restaurants. Thanks, Woman’s Day, for creating even more women that no server wants to have in his section. I’m not …

I think it was Shakespeare who wrote this famous line about everyone’s favorite useless article of clothing, the neck tie: To wear, or not to wear, that is the question:Whether …

A story has popped up about a Panera Bread in Savannah, Georgia that asked a woman to please remove her daughter’s shoes because they were squeaking too loudly and another …

It happened. Again. There I am, minding my own business in the dishroom just trying to update my Twitter, when all of a sudden the dishwasher haphazardly throws a bunch …