Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

A Waiter’s Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, How are you? I hope that you and Mrs. Claus are doing well. When we last spoke, you mentioned that you were having some gastritis. How’s that going? …

Best Olive Garden Complaint Letter Ever

Anyone who works with the public and deals with customer service has probably heard a complaint about themselves at one time or another. It is a fact of life that …

The Bitch Turns Five

Once upon a time, there was a little bitchy waiter who worked at a diner on the upper East Side on Third Avenue in New York City. Maybe, it was …

I’d Like to Propose a Toast

It’s a very important day in our country and one that is too often ignored. On this day in 1933, the government came to their senses and realized that they …

Applebee’s Plan To Do Away With Servers

Sound the death knell for waiters at Applebee’s because the chain announced on Tuesday that they will be installing a tablet on every table at all 1,860 stores in the …