Author: The Bitchy Waiter

Recently, a fellow by the name of “Mike Hunt” sent me an email sharing a story. It was a wonderful tale of assholery and revenge. I have decided to take …

Thursday is the day in the United States where everyone is grateful for about thirty seconds before cramming buckets and buckets of carbs into their faces. It’s Thanksgiving, y’all! For …

Let’s talk about one of the shittiest things known to servers, the dine and dash. A dine and dash is when the lowest form of pond scum comes into a …

I just love it when someone writes an article about a server in a restaurant because it always gives me an opportunity to respond to it. So often, the writer …

A few days ago, I was sent a photo of a huge mess left underneath a table by a family of trashy raccoon bitches who had no manners or social …

Some days I have no idea what I am going to write about and then my topic literally rolls into my section and plops down right in front of me. …