Jesus is Nacho Husband
According to news reports, a woman in Oklahoma didn’t want to pay for food and drinks at a local restauant and told the manager that her husband would come in …
October 24, 2014
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
October 24, 2014
History Lesson: in 1918 a Waiter Poisoned Over 100 Customers
June 22,1918 Dear Diary, What a day I had today. First off, let me say this: I did not mean to poison anybody, alright? It was an accident and I …
October 23, 2014
Openers Versus Closers (Yeah, I’m Pissed)
Is there any relationship that is more tenuous than that of the people who close the restaurant and the people who open it? It’s a fine line from one to …
October 22, 2014
If You Read One Thing Today, Let It Be This (RIP, Sophia)
Some days, I sit at my computer and struggle as I try to think of something to write about for this blog. Complaining about annoying customers is always an option …
October 21, 2014
It’s Official: Fecal-Covered Tip Really Stinks
Well, here’s some news that will make you want to slather your body in Purell and then crawl into a big Ziplock baggie the next time you go to work. …
October 16, 2014
Meanest Customer In the History of Serving
I do not condone violence, for I am a lover, not a fighter. The last time I went to fisticuffs was in the fifth grade when I met Gabriel Chapa …
October 15, 2014
Servers DO Have Names, You Know
Dear Customer, I have a name. I may not give it to you every time you sit in my section and I may not wear a name tag that tells …
October 9, 2014
If Siri Was a Waitress
Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, we now know what a shitty waitress Siri would make. I don’t have an iPhone, so I can’t speak personally about everybody’s favorite bitch, Siri, but …
October 8, 2014
This is What We DO NOT Want For a Tip
You want to know what your server wants for a tip? Money. Preferably cash money but if you want to put it on a credit card that’s fine too, we’ll …
October 7, 2014