The Bitchy Waiter, Author at The Bitchy Waiter

This Is What Happens When You Throw a Penny At a Customer

Hello, gang. Over the summer, I did a live version of “The Bitchy Waiter Show” and it was great fun. One of favorite parts of the show was telling a …

The Bitchy Waiter November 20, 2014

A Comment on Comments (Veterans Day Edition)

On Tuesday, I posted what I thought was a sweet little tribute to the Veterans of this country in honor of their day, mentioning how grateful I am that there …

The Bitchy Waiter November 13, 2014

Thank You, Veterans (But Don’t Forget to Tip)

No matter how much I complain or whine about being a server, the reality of the job is that it is a very easy one compared to many other professions. …

The Bitchy Waiter November 11, 2014

Just When You Think You’ve Seen It All

Every day, people send in photos of things they think might be appropriate for this blog. I get pictures of good tips and bad tips and I get pictures of …

The Bitchy Waiter November 6, 2014

Is This the Sneakiest Waitress Ever or an Honest Mistake?

Very often, this blog is criticized for being “too negative” or “always on the server’s side.” Well, not today because I got wind of a shifty server trying to pull …

The Bitchy Waiter November 5, 2014

The Real Tragedy That Happened at Olive Garden

Something horrible happened at Olive Garden last week and it’s surely traumatizing for all involved. According to a post on the Olive Garden Facebook page, a woman in Corpus Christi, …

The Bitchy Waiter November 3, 2014

The Scariest Thing You Will Read This Halloween

Imagine, if you will, a house of horrors filled with the most unthinkable things imaginable. (Okay, that was a total oxymoron, because if you can imagine them, then they are …

The Bitchy Waiter October 30, 2014

Family Sues Denny’s For Hot Coffee Spill, Makes Bank

If you’re looking for a way to earn some quick cash, there are a few options: you can go through your closets and find some old electronics to sell on …

The Bitchy Waiter October 28, 2014

Jesus is Nacho Husband

According to news reports, a woman in Oklahoma didn’t want to pay for food and drinks at a local restauant and told the manager that her husband would come in …

The Bitchy Waiter October 24, 2014

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