Your Sob Story Is No Good Here, Lady
Last week, I wrote about the first of two odd women who came into the restaurant. This is part two: Within a few minutes of Crazy Mashed Potato Lady weeble-wobbling …
February 3, 2015
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February 3, 2015
A Comment on Comments, the Allergy Edition
Every once in a while I throw a photo on the ol’ Facebook wall and then I go on with my day not giving it a second thought until five …
January 29, 2015
What If Waiters Were Like Weather Forecasters?
Well, the great 2015 Blizzard of “epic” and “historic” proportions has come and gone and for those of us in New York City, it was pretty much a non-event. It …
January 27, 2015
The Crazy Mashed Potato Lady
Maybe there was a full moon or maybe some neighborhood insane asylum left the back door open last week because we had a couple of crazy bitches come into the …
January 22, 2015
The Worst Tip on God’s Green Earth
There is no server in the world who wants to get a piece of literature expounding the wonders of Eternal Life with Jesus Christ our Savior, especially when that piece …
January 17, 2015
This Manager Has Officially “Had It”
Anyone who works in a restaurant has to endure the occasional “mandatory meeting” where your manager will gather you all around to discuss the need for arriving to work on …
January 2, 2015
The Little Girl Needs It Bad
This is the story of an adorable three-year old girl who came into my section and was unable to say her “r’s.” It got awkward. Dad arrives early at the …
December 30, 2014
Grinch Fires “Santa” Two Weeks Before Christmas
The Grinch who stole Christmas no longer has to be alone his cave with nothing to do but curse Whoville and wait for summer, because the Internet has found his …
December 18, 2014
10 Things Elf on the Shelf Would Need To Report About Me
It’s no big surprise that I don’t have kids although I can see the benefits to having them. There was a brief period that my husband and I thought about …
December 18, 2014