Author: The Bitchy Waiter

Until a couple of days ago, I had never heard of Thom Tillis. The only Tillis I knew of was that country singer Mel Tillis from the 1970’s who stuttered …

Last week, I wrote about the first of two odd women who came into the restaurant. This is part two: Within a few minutes of Crazy Mashed Potato Lady weeble-wobbling …

Well, the great 2015 Blizzard of “epic” and “historic” proportions has come and gone and for those of us in New York City, it was pretty much a non-event. It …

Maybe there was a full moon or maybe some neighborhood insane asylum left the back door open last week because we had a couple of crazy bitches come into the …

Anyone who works in a restaurant has to endure the occasional “mandatory meeting” where your manager will gather you all around to discuss the need for arriving to work on …

This is the story of an adorable three-year old girl who came into my section and was unable to say her “r’s.” It got awkward. Dad arrives early at the …