Don’t Touch Your Server, People
This is what I want to do when one of my customers touches me at work.
October 5, 2014
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
October 5, 2014
Why Does Anyone Wear a Tie To Wait Tables?
I think it was Shakespeare who wrote this famous line about everyone’s favorite useless article of clothing, the neck tie: To wear, or not to wear, that is the question:Whether …
October 3, 2014
A Comment on Comments: Dan Responds Edition
Last week, I posted a list of “Dan’s Cardinal Sins” that someone had sent me. Being the bitch that I am, I took that list and responded to each and …
September 30, 2014
To That Barefoot Kid At Table 16
Dear Little Boy Who is Running Around the Restaurant in Bare Feet, Your mom is an idiot. If she even knows who your dad is, he is probably an idiot …
September 26, 2014
Two Stories. One Purse. (Get It Off the Floor!!)
Everyone knows that each story has two sides. So often, we only hear one side of the story but today is different. Today is the day that we will know …
September 25, 2014
Found: The Man You Never Want To Work For
Each day, my inbox is filled with hundreds and hundreds (okay, two or three, maybe) pictures and emails from people who want my opinion on some restaurant situation. A couple …
September 24, 2014
Pumpkin, Pumpkin Everywhere, It Makes Me Want To Puke
Waiter: Hello and welcome to Autumnal Harvest Dining. My name is Tim and I will be your server tonight. Customer: Hi, Tim, thank you. Waiter: May I start you off …
September 21, 2014
An Open Letter to the Rude Regular Customer
Dear Rude Regular Customer, Why are you always such a bag of douchieness, sir? I have waited on you so many times over the last four years and I have …
September 18, 2014
The Bitchy Waiter Shoe Giveaway
It’s time for a Bitchy Waiter contest with wonderful extravagant prizes! However, since I don’t have any wonderful extravagant prizes, I am going to give away a brand new …
September 17, 2014