Author: The Bitchy Waiter

As Yelp continues its descent down a long, bumpy, rusty slide into a pool of irrelevancy, more and more restaurant owners are realizing they have no fucks left to give …

There are a lot of bitches in this world and I’m pretty sure about 90% of them live in the New York City area. Of that 90%, about 75% of …

A waitress in Southport, Indiana is upset that she was given an award at her job at Scotty’s Brewhouse. While some people got “Best Bartender”or “Best Server,” the unidentified waitress …

So did you hear the story about the customer who left a $1000 tip for his server and then dragged his sorry ass back to the restaurant the next day …

The Applebee’s is rather slow today, but Sarah the waitress is hoping that things will turn around soon. She has a good station with two prime booths, but the nice …

Anthony Bourdain has made a lot of wonderful comments over the years and most of the things he says are dipped in sarcasm, rolled in truth, fried in extra virgin …