Waitress Puts Hot Dog in Her Vagina Before Serving It

Okay, prepare yourselves for the most atrocious act I have ever seen or heard of a server doing. Many, many people sent this video to me and I originally decided not to share it because, quite frankly, it’s disgusting and I didn’t want to give the general public any more reason to think that we servers are lowlife scum bags. However, after seeing how many people had already shared it, I figured why not?

 

 

We don’t know who this waitress is or where she works. All we know is that it appears that she stuffed a hot dog up her va-jay-jay before smothering that hot dog in ketchup and then presumably serving it to a customer. Ummm, they ordered a hot dog, not a Wiener Wrap with a side of sauce.

While I 100% do not condone this behavior even in the slightest, I must admit that it’s rather fascinating to watch how far a server will go just to get revenge on a customer. Or at least I assume it’s revenge. I mean, what does a customer have to say to a waitress that will make her angry enough to shove a processed meat stick up her Fetus Flap?

If you are ever upset enough with a customer that you feel the need to shove food up your own body before serving that food, let me give you some advice: don’t fucking do that! It’s not worth it. No matter how awful the customer is to you, they will be out of your life within an hour. Please, for the sake of the hot dog and your own vagina, don’t do it. If that isn’t enough, just remember that every time you put a hot dog up your Sausage Wallet, you’re tarnishing the reputation of every other server in the world.

Also, to that guy in the blue shirt: you just barely missed the show of a lifetime.

Obviously this can lead to tons of health problems, to learn more about the health problems that can develop from stuff like this, check out CPOE.org.

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