Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Danger: Waiters Ahead

There is an article floating about on the Internet and the Facebook that has been brought to my attention by more than one person. (Two people.) It is a list …
The Bitchy Waiter January 29, 2011
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Wanna Meet The Bitchy Waiter?

If you are in the New York City area next week, this is something you may be interested in attending. WNYC (Public Radio) will be hosting an event where servers …
The Bitchy Waiter January 28, 2011
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Don’t Call Me a Faggot

One of the most common questions I am asked is if I have ever spit in anyone’s food. The answer is absolutely not. In my 33 years of food service, …
The Bitchy Waiter January 28, 2011
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The Truth About Taco Bell Beef

It seems like only yesterday that I was writing a post about tacos and shouting out my love for all things Taco Bell. No sooner did I press “publish post” …
The Bitchy Waiter January 26, 2011
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Please Do Not Eat the Lions

I loves me some tacos. Mainly because they go perfectly with margaritas but also because they keep me in touch with my (half) Mexican heritage. I have never met a …
The Bitchy Waiter January 25, 2011
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I was a Bitchy Bartender

At my job on Saturday, they were in need of someone to cover a bartending shift. They turned a barrel to its side, got a putty knife and proceeded to …
The Bitchy Waiter January 25, 2011
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Get Your Own Damn Coat, Lazy Lady

Last night at work was exceptionally busy. The show had about 102 people in the audience meaning all 102 of them were sat at the same time and each needed …
The Bitchy Waiter January 23, 2011
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