Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Put a Spork In It

You know I love it when I can put a customer in his place. Like when they are arguing that the menu says one thing when I know good and …
The Bitchy Waiter February 16, 2011
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Valentine’s Day Advice for Men

Today is the day we think it’s okay to eat sixteen ounces of chocolate from Walgreen’s. It’s February 14th and Valentine’s Day. Thankfully, I am not working in a restaurant …
The Bitchy Waiter February 14, 2011
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Don’t Touch Me

I was touched inappropriately at work last night and I am not talking in a good way. It was a very busy night and I was making the rounds to …
The Bitchy Waiter February 13, 2011
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The Comeback (To Work)

I have been released from the hounds of fury who hath come upon me and swaddled me in their sickness and filth. After three days of a stomach virus the …
The Bitchy Waiter February 12, 2011
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Fuck Cupid

Valentine’s weekend has arrived, so dust of your single red roses and chocolate candy in the heart box. I have been invited to participate in a Valentine’s Day Round Robin …
The Bitchy Waiter February 11, 2011
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I Wish I Was on vacation

This is a re-post. I am sick. Like I have the fever and the vomiting and all that lovely crap. So I dragged myself from the couch and took a …
The Bitchy Waiter February 10, 2011
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We Have a Winner!

After literally minutes and minutes of tabulating the dozens of votes, a winner has been determined for the International Pity-Bait Day. Striking just the right chord of ambiguity, humor and …
The Bitchy Waiter February 8, 2011
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Hello Sir…Or Madam…Or…Uh…

Remember that character from Saturday Night Live that was named Pat? No one was ever sure if it was a guy or a girl and every sketch was about people …
The Bitchy Waiter February 7, 2011
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