Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

I ♥ Rusty Nails

(This posting will have no mention of spooge. Just sayin‘.) As always, I am looking for a new job. Yesterday I put on my snow boots and went tromping through …
The Bitchy Waiter January 12, 2011
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More Tequila Please

Some people have no idea that they are full blown annoying. They think just because they say “please” and “thank you” it makes it alright that they have way too …
The Bitchy Waiter January 9, 2011
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Blizzard=Garbage

So this post doesn’t have doodly squat to do with waiting tables but it does have to do with bitching and “bitchy” is half my moniker. Maybe some of you …
The Bitchy Waiter January 9, 2011
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The Best Damn Hamburger. Ever.

If you live in New York City, you have probably been to the Shake Shack. If you have never been there, you have at least heard of it. It’s a …
The Bitchy Waiter January 7, 2011
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Chick-fil-A Can Eat Me

Yesterday’s post, “Chick-Fil-A a Big Ol’ Homophobe?” ruffled a lot of feathers and today I have learned that the company has removed their logo from the banners advertising “The Art …
The Bitchy Waiter January 7, 2011
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Chick-Fil-A a Big Ol’ Homophobe?

It’s no secret that I have professed my love for all things Chick-Fil-A. I grew up in the south so a trip to the mall was not complete without getting …
The Bitchy Waiter January 5, 2011
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Bitchy Waiter New Year’s Resolutions

Father Time dragged his sorry ass outta here four days ago already and I have yet to come up with my resolutions for 2011. Meanwhile, Baby New Year needs to …
The Bitchy Waiter January 4, 2011
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How To Open a Bottle of Champagne

I hope you have your champagne chilling because in just a few hours it will be time to obligatorily take a sip and then kiss who ever you are dating, …
The Bitchy Waiter December 31, 2010
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