Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Not Too Close For Comfort

At my job, I get to serve drinks during the shows of some extraordinarily talented people, some of whom are very famous. It’s kind of a treat when someone I …
The Bitchy Waiter December 29, 2010
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Christmas is Over

Between it being Christmas, this crazy fucked up blizzard and my sheer and utter laziness, I have not written for a couple of days. Hopefully, you are all getting over …
The Bitchy Waiter December 28, 2010
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Merry Christmas from The Bitchy Waiter

It’s Christmas day and you don’t have anything better to do than to be reading this lame ass posting that I am pulling out if my ass? Go have yourself …
The Bitchy Waiter December 25, 2010
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Don’t Make Me Kick You

I certainly don’t enjoy repeatedly stepping on someone’s foot or kicking them in the shin every time I walk past their table. However, sometimes these things happen and they simply …
The Bitchy Waiter December 23, 2010
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Could I Work at Olive Garden?

I was slapped in the face with the aroma of a bread stick a few days ago and then fell into a bowl of never ending salad, for I stepped …
The Bitchy Waiter December 22, 2010
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Back to Bitchin’ About Table 32

After a few days of writing some silly little fictionalized account of Lispy Gay, I am ready to get back to bitching. My soul is craving it. My organs are …
The Bitchy Waiter December 20, 2010
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The Adventures of Lispy Gay #4

And now the conclusion of The Adventures of Lispy Gay. Thank you for indulging me with this foray into creative writing. Tomorrow I will get back to bitching. You can …
The Bitchy Waiter December 19, 2010
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The Adventures of Lispy Gay #3

I am doing a little experiment. Today is day three in a four day serial of Lispy Gay. Hopefully, at the end of each post, you will be so filled …
The Bitchy Waiter December 18, 2010
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